I'm following the instructions on Nicole's site for this whole tag thing. I'm sure I'm doing it all wrong, but that's never stopped me before.My roommate and I once: I worked with a guy who always referred to Kara as my roommate after we were married and living in TVA. I guess this is technically correct. We once went away for the weekend, but left the alarm clock set for 6:00. It was a really loud buzzer that went for over an hour.The neighbors finally found the circuit breaker and cut power to our apartment.
Never in my life have I: Been arrested.
High school was : So long ago. How did it get to be 20 years? 21 years?!?
When I’m nervous : I get quiet.
My Hair: Is cut with clippers using the #2 guard every couple of weeks. The shorter my hair is, the less obvious my ever-growing bald spot is.
When I was 5 : I had a shirt with a number 5 on it. My sisters had shirts with a 4 and a 3 on them.
When I turn my head left : I see much less unfinished work than if I turn my head right.
I should be : Out folding the rest of the laundry. It will have to wait until tomorrow.
By this time next year : Kara and I will be going out to eat in fancy restaurants and spending the night in fancy hotels. (Hey, this is my delusion, remember?)
My favorite aunt is : What kind of trouble are you trying to get me into here!
I have a hard time understanding : Much of anything these days.
You know I like you if : I ever gave you apple butter.
My ideal breakfast is : Made by someone else. ANYONE else!
If you visit my home town : Beware the giant cockroaches!
If you spend the night at my house : You'll probably need to sleep outside. There hasn't been anyone come to visit that didn't have to visit outside due to scents on their clothes and person.
My favorite blonde is : Anna
My favorite brunette is : Alyssa
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds : Me and mine. The pilot delusion is still very strong. Someday.....
I shouldn’t have been : So self conscious all of my life.
Last night I: Was awakened by a very loud thunderclap. I'm glad the girls didn't wake up.
A better name for me would be : Impossible to imagine.
I’ve been told I look like : Tom Cruise. Don't laugh! I never said I believed it, but that's what I was told. Both Tom and I looked much different 20 years ago.
If I could have any car, it would be : A Thing. Unique, unusual, and topless!